Devil Puppet's Kill that Cough Dinner
How long it takes to
prepare... 15-20 minutes
How many people it serves... 1
human
What you put in it...
1 large (or 2 small) chilli
1 large clove garlic
1 pack stir fry veg
Handful of beansprouts
1 chicken fillet
Spray of oil (for wok)
Slug of Sweet Chilli Sauce
Pint of Pure Orange Juice and a Large Port & Brandy
How to make it...
Spray your wok with oil. Cut up the chicken into little bits. When the
oil is hot throw in the chicken. When the chicken is brown or cooked
throw the rest of the stuff in. Cook it all for about 5 minutes and serve with
a big glass of Pure Orange Juice and a Port and Brandy Chaser.
Nutritional Stuff... (per serving)
Calories - Not really that much.
Fat - As above.
Devil Puppet's
"Stodgy Podgy" Hangover Cure
How long it takes to
cook... 30 minutes
How many people it serves... 2
humans
What you put in it...
2 large Desiree potatoes
1 tin Heinz Baked Beanz
1 onion
2 handfuls grated cheese
Some milk
Knife of butter
Knife of Philadelphia cheese
Bit of salt and pepper
2 bottles of Stella Artois
How to make it...
Bake the potatoes. Cut up the onion into little bits. When the potatoes
are cooked and their skin is dark brown, cut in half. Start cooking the
beans. Get a big oven proof dish and
put the insides of the potato, the onion, 3/4 of the cheese, the butter
and the Philadelphia cheese in it. Mix it all up. Put it back into the potato
skins and sprinkle the tops with cheese. Grill for a bit until the
cheese goes brown. Put the beans on top and serve with cold Stella.
Nutritional Stuff... (per serving)
Calories - Don't know - who cares when you have a hangover?
Fat - As above.
Devil Puppet's Fishy Trump Pie
How long it takes to
cook... 30 minutes to 1 hour
How many people it serves... 2 and a
half
What you put in it...
2 pieces salmon
Human handful frozen prawns
Human handful sweetcorn
Human handful broccoli
Parsley sauce mix
1/2 pint milk
Mashed potato, made up with 3 medium sized potatoes, bit of milk, butter
and Philadelphia cheese
Cheese for the top
Bit of salt and pepper
How to make it...
Make the mash potato. Cook the salmon, prawns, sweetcorn and broccoli in
a steamer for 10 minutes. Make the sauce. Get a big oven proof dish and
put the fish, veg and sauce in it. Mix it all up. Put the mashed potato
on the top. Rough up the top with a fork, and sprinkle with cheese.
Grill for a bit, 5-10 minutes, or until brown.
Nutritional Stuff... (per serving)
Calories - Don't know
Fat - Don't know |
